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Waiting, Waiting, Waiting

I still haven’t heard from any of the news departments I applied to.  I am thinking of having some cosmetic orthodonture done so I will look super-young for my internship interviews, because I know there will be interviews!  LOL!

Meanwhile, I am spending a lot of time keeping in shape.  I told Röbby that he can just have the kids this week, even though it is a HUGE sacrifice to me not to be around my lil’ love bugs.  I am spending every moment at the gym getting in the best shape possible for when I begin at the station.

4:5 zen

No Mom Bod for me!

Do you even remember Vivienne, who used to cover traffic and cupcake store openings over at News Team 10?  One day she was on top of the world, reporting on the traffic patterns in our metro area on the 6 AM news, and the next thing you know she had a baby or two and her hips were really gross. I can’t even remember any announcement or goodbye, but we all now know and trust Jessica,with her slender hips and flawless extensions, to tell us that the main roads into the city are backed up each and every morning.

Not happening to me.  Not happening to me.

Who the Hell is K?????

OMG, OMG!

This morning I went to clean a few things out of Röbert’s closet and maybe look through a few drawers (looking for gifts for me, nothing else) and I found something that has me really upset!  In the very back of his closet, under a pile of dirty underpants and some shoes, there was a super-ugly shirt with a monogram.  I am sobbing as I write this.  The monogram is K!!!!!!

Obviously this can't be for me.  It is hideous.

Obviously this can’t be for me. It is hideous.

Some of you may remember that Röbert gave me a pair of pajamas last month, also monogrammed with the letter K.  Can this be a coincidence?

I was so upset, and Röbert is out of town again, so, unfortunately, I couldn’t drive down to his office to confront him and make a scene. He doesn’t even know anyone with a name starting with the letter K!!!

I ran next door to talk to my bestie, Karen.  She was also out of town, but Mitch was working out in the living room.  He was very sweet and reassuring, and gave me a big ol’ friendly hug.

Mitch was working out.  I felt confused by his hug.

Mitch was working out. I felt confused by his hug.

I have been sobbing on and off all afternoon.  I don’t know what to think!  Also, Mitch looked pretty good.  Such a confusing day.  Kids were in bed at 4 PM and I am having some of my pals over for a few drinks.  Happy Holidays!