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Is This a Made Up Holiday?

Does it seem to anyone else that Facebook makes up holidays?  I am perusing my facebook feed, trying to spot weight gain and bad eyebrows when all of a sudden I see a million “Happy Spit Watermelon Seeds Day” and I have never heard of such a thing before, but everyone else has pictures of themselves spitting watermelon seeds and having oh so much fun.

So,  yesterday, or today, who knows, is suddenly dog day?  Like post a picture of your dog?  That is definitely made up, right?

Beefeater:

Fat...

Fat…

...to fabulous

…to fabulous

And I think with that, I win the doggy day thingy.