Tragically wounded but still red hot.
Today I wore a stylish lil’ striped sequin shift from a designer who is too chic and too pricey for the likes of you, and gorgeous black leather biker booties with a 3 inch stiletto heel.
I woke up in terrible, terrible pain and had to take seven pills just to get out of bed, and I wore this outfit. What is your excuse for the nasty mom jeans now?
This morning I decided to run by the gym so everyone could see that I am now in a wheelchair. That’s right, after I asked the doctor several times she wrote a prescription for a wheelchair, because I believe she is very, very, very concerned that I might tragically reopen my wound and need further plastic surgery to repair it. Anywho, all the ladies felt so, so bad for me , but Janyce mentioned that they have a wheelchair basketball league at the Valley Rec Center, so I am going to look into that. Fun!
The wear and tear I will save on my shoes is just incredible!
The wheelchair is absolutely great; so zippy and people are falling over themselves to open doors for me and help me with carrying things etc. I can’t wait to get my handicapped parking hanger for my car!
Since I am so badly injured, I will no longer be able to fulfill my duties to the PTO. I stopped by the school to let them know of my decision. I think the office ladies were very upset. No one actually cried, but I could see their lips quivering. They had the cutest lil’ picture of Cari and I for the yearbook so I let them know that Cari had sent in one of just her to replace it. Lyssa, the one with the weird voice, was busy so she let me enter it into the database for her.
She really deserves to have all of the glory for her hard work.