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My Continuing Job Search

While Lah Lee Industries has not been the immediate sensation I was counting on, I have not given up yet.  And I won’t, at least not until I run through the 2,000 business cards I had printed up.  Even with putting one in Margie’s mailbox each day on the way to the gym, it still might take me a while.  At some point she is going to look at herself in a mirror by mistake and realize that she absolutely must take advantage of my services.

In the meantime, I have been thinking about what kind of career I would be good at and so I made a list of things that I enjoy.  Number one on the list?  Money!

I am now working on my resume to begin a career in finance.  I am not sure exactly what that entails, but I know my background in household budgeting and making due on an inadequate income should make me a very attractive candidate for a high powered job.  If anyone knows of a nearby finance business with short hours and high pay which is looking for someone for a vice presidential or above position, please let me know.

I did a little shopping after Hi Intense Arm Conditioning this morning, and bought myself something for the first interview.

3:29:16 suit

Lookin’ fierce…rahr!

I can’t wait to see the stupid look on Röbert’s face when I land such a great job!

Big Meeting

Apparently someone at school (Margie) has been complaining that I am delegating all of my PTO work.  Of course I am.  That stuff is boring.  I was called by the school secretary yesterday and told to come to a meeting this morning with the PTO board and the school administrators.

I know that the most important thing about these meetings is to look put together, so I bought myself a darling suit.

Business lady ready to take care of business.

Business lady ready to take care of business.

Margie was looking surprisingly smug when I got there.  The principal asked if the charges were true and of course I said yes, that I am very good at delegating.  Then I asked if there was any problem with the quality or the timing of the work.  Apparently the only problem they had was with some of the fundraising stuff I had asked Margie to do, so I told her to drop it and I would ask that cute new family in the kindergarten to take care of it instead.  Problem solved.

I wasn’t even late for Cross Fit.