I was driving home from a light workout at the gym today and I saw my old pal, Karen the snake in the park with her new buddy, Renata. Can you imagine being so desperate for a friend that you would want to spend time with either of them? Besides being sneaky and dishonest they are two of the most tedious individuals known to man.
Renata appears to be doing a top rate job helping Karen lose weight, LOL!
I think I might try to befriend Karen again. I am sure she must miss me and it would be a hoot to hear all about Renata’s wedding plans. Maybe I could even get myself invited to the happy event and bring Ty as my plus one! LOL! LOL!
This morning I went out for a lil’ run and who should I see riding her bike around town like she belongs here? Renata! She should know better.
She looks like a total fool and a complete bitch here. Oooh, look at me with my ice cream cone!
I was able to follow her surreptitiously, and it appears that she is staying in those apartments at the far end of Willow Street. Cari and I drove through the complex a few times before we headed out for drinks tonight, and I think she is moving in there! There were boxes and another girl and they had no curtains up in their living room yet.
I will be keeping a close eye on this situation.
I guess Renata decided that she had caused enough destruction in Ty’s life for one week. I took the doggies on a run past his house this morning and it looks like she tried to clean up a little, but the yard is pretty much destroyed and it looks like she had some workmen doing repairs inside the home too. What is wrong with her? Ty is such a nice man and she treats him terribly!
Beefy kicked the bags and they sounded like they are mostly bottles. I am going to let that chatty religious lady who stands downtown handing out pamphlets about alcoholism and drug abuse know Renata’s phone number and address so she can spend some time counseling her.
Meanwhile, Renata’s car is gone and I can’t imagine she will want to be there when Ty gets home tomorrow. There is no reason for her to be there either, since St. Lah Lee stepped in once again to save the day, and take care of the dog. All the dogs really. I have heard from many, many dog owners thanking me for finding their pets today.
Happy to be in a safe and loving home after the horrors of his week in the care of Renata, the snake.