I think I was just snubbed by Margie Harris, of all people.
I took Hummus over to his first Lil’ Lobsters class at the community courts, and Margie was there with a group of ladies I didn’t recognize. Margie’s twins have been playing tennis for a few months, and it seems that she knows all of the other moms already. I got Hummus signed in and decided to join them at the cute lil’ umbrella tables on the patio. Margie must still have hard feelings about the school gala, because she completely ignored me, and I could see her whispering with the ladies.Honestly, just get over it, Margie!
She must also be rude to her hairdresser, because no one who liked her would make her hair look like that.
When I sat down the ladies were a bit quiet, but I knew that I would quickly win them over with my vivacious personality. Poor Margie and her uncoordinated boys didn’t stand a chance. People just love me, and frankly, Margie is a bit dull.
Everyone, of course, couldn’t believe it when they saw my lil’ toddler burning up the courts. And when I mentioned that his older brother was heading to an elite soccer camp and genius camp this summer, Margie and her sort of smart twins seemed a little less interesting all of a sudden. By the end of the 45 minute class two of the women were hanging on my every word, and Elana had leaned over to let me know that she had seen Margie’s husband out driving with the waitress from the Club Car Saloon. Who hasn’t? I would never gossip of course, because I am such a nice person.
I can barely bring myself to write this post because I have been crying all morning long!
I started the day trying on outfits for Thanksgiving. The Sullivans have asked us over for dessert after dinner and I want to look my best.
Too much? I think I look very elegant but probably should let Röbert do most of the cooking on Turkey Day!
I was rudely interrupted by a phone call from The mother of Starling’s friend, Martha. I can’t remember the mom’s name. She is in one of my spin classes and is so slow and uncoordinated. A couple of us like to get behind her and imitate her, LOL. Anywhoo, she was uninviting Starling from the slumber party tonight! Can you believe it? She said Starling is a bully and Martha is afraid of her. I told her that it was all petty gossip and she should be a better person and ignore it. She hung up on me. How completely rude! I called all of my friends and told them what a bitch she is and also maybe mentioned that she has been diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder which, while not entirely true, I am sure she would be if she went to a psychologist like she needs to.
Gossip is so cruel and it hurts, actually hurts, people like my own lil’ angle, Starling. I think I may start an anti bullying and gossip campaign or something.
Starling was upset and so we cried together for hours. Then I went out and bought her a nice guitar because she said she might want to play it and won’t Martha and her mother be sorry when she is a famous singer songwriter and Martha is just a nothing.
Out of the the way Taylor Swift, here comes Starling!
I made peanut butter crackers for dinner tonight because I was exhausted from crying. Can you believe I forgot that Merlin is allergic to peanuts? LOL.