Category Archives: My Friends

A New Friend

It has been lovely being friends with Karen once again.  Our back fence has a gate in it so we always used to be able to just run back and forth between our houses to borrow a cup of vodka or to  share some news, and we have fallen right back into our old ways.  With Röbert gone she has been coming by after the kiddos are in bed and we watch the educational channels on television together.

She has told me quite a bit about her dear friend Renata, and she desperately wanted us to meet, but Renata was hesitant.  For some reason Renata thought I had a problem with her and was stalking her last year.  A few unfortunate things did happen, but they were all Cari’s doing and I often begged Cari not to target poor Renata in that way.  I now see what a cruel bitch Cari is, but at the time she was just my friend and I did what I could to protect Renata from her.

This morning Renata agreed to meet with me.  Karen and I went to a new coffee shop in town where they also serve green juices (I got a delicious kale-tomato water-hot sauce cleansing one) and we spent the next hour just laughing our heads off.  Renata is in the middle of planning her wedding (to possibly the stupidest man on earth, but that is neither here nor there) and we looked through a few magazines at dresses and flowers.  Renata also had some observations about a mutual friend of ours, which I will share another time.  All in all it was a fun morning and we are planning a girl’s night out soon!

2:15:16 coffee

I have a feeling we will make quite a team!


The Odd Couple

I was driving home from a light workout at the gym today and I saw my old pal, Karen the snake in the park with her new buddy, Renata.  Can you imagine being so desperate for a friend that you would want to spend time with either of them?  Besides being sneaky and dishonest they are two of the most tedious individuals known to man.

1:18:16 Karen

Renata appears to be doing a top rate job helping Karen lose weight, LOL!

I think I might try to befriend Karen again.  I am sure she must miss me and it would be a hoot to hear all about Renata’s wedding plans.  Maybe I could even get myself invited to the happy event and bring Ty as my plus one!  LOL!  LOL!

TBT Yearbook Photo

We had Amber over to play after school yesterday and she brought her Mummy’s high school yearbook.  LOL!

Cari looks like she might have had some work done since she graduated in 1991.  LOL!  Is she  turning 43 this year?  LOL LOL!

Hottie, ready to party!

Hottie, ready to party!

Trying Out

Since Cari has been so “difficult” lately, I decided to give some of my other gal pals a bit of a tryout as my new bestie.  I called Krystyn this morning and we decided to go have coffee together after Rowing to Rap at the gym.

It was fun.  She is a wicked gossip and had many unflattering things to say about Cari (I had, indeed, noticed that her butt is getting lumpy) but it just wasn’t the same.  And she actually licked her finger after she touched the pastry we ordered to share, which I find so unnatural.  It’s as if she wants to be overweight.  You order pastries when you go out for coffee, but no one actually eats them.

Krystyn is fun and such a natural beauty, but I always feel like I want to ridicule her!

Krystyn is great, and such a natural beauty, but I always feel like I want to talk behind her back.

I am calling Tabs on Monday and asking her to go on a run with me.

Call me, gurl

I have had the hardest time catching up with Cari over the last couple of weeks.  I think she must be busting to tell me what she helped Röbby choose for my Christmas gift and she doesn’t want to ruin my surprise.

Yesterday I ran into Mitch at the nice mall with the Tori Burch shop.  He told me that Cari had broken up with him last week, right after she heard from her lawyers about her inheritance from “James”.  Interesting.

Cari and Mitch in happier times.

Cari and Mitch in happier times.  Have I ever mentioned how wealthy he is?

I tried to call her several times, and I only got a text back that said “Luv ya! Busy! XOXO!”

So I called Krystyn who said she’d seen her at a new hot yoga I didn”t even know about.  Apparently Cari has a hot new man who is MARRIED!  She wouldn’t even tell Krystyn who he is.  Now that she has money of her own she is planning to run away with with her new guy.  They are waiting until the day after Christmas, so he can spend the holiday with his children.  This is such crazy gossip that I can’t wait to hear all about it from her!

Of course I don’t believe in dating happily married men, but Cari is such a free spirit and does whatever she pleases.