We have all had a friend who copies us, I am sure. New dress? They buy the same one. New haircut? They go to the same hairdresser and get a very similar one. You get pregnant, they get pregnant and have a child of exactly the same sex. It is as if they have no imagination of their own.
There is a certain blogger in Charlottesville, Virginia who copies everything I do. I have fantastic hair? She thinks she has fantastic hair. I go to the gym? She goes to the gym. I like the beach? She likes the beach. Everything I do, she just copies, copies, copies and it is starting to get on my nerves. I am waiting for her to post about friend with an unrequited crush on her shooting her in the butt while she is doing yoga poses. Any day now!
Recently I made a very brave and selfless decision to conciously uncouple with Röbert and maintain a loving friendship as we co-parent and decide about our future. Well, guess who has decided she also suddenly needs to separate from her husband? Little Miss Copycat! It is disgusting and I am thinking about hiring a lawyer to tell her to sieze and desist!
Maybe she should try to work on her marriage instead of being so busy doing everything I do!