EWWWWW. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Looks like bedbug city to me!
Right? You know there are just thousands of critters in those horrible polyester synthetic blend blankets! The only thing to do with a place like that is burn it to the ground and replace it with a high end fashion boutique.
I immediately moved to a much cuter hotel with spa services.
Motel Deep 6. Surely this must be a mistake. A famous blogger like you can’t risk stepping into a shower filled with foot fungus!
Believe me, I did not stay there for a single minute.
It’s true that your nightshirt clashes badly with the bedspreads but apart from that, looks alright.
That is a very stylish and expensive dress.
holiday inn in a rectangle state, like in murder mystery movies?
Oh honey. Is there at least a pool? I haven’t had polyester touch my skin in… well, it’s been a long time. Once the maid stumbled and brushed my shoulder. I fired her of course. Her uniform touched me. I had to have a spa day. It was a very difficult time in my life. And that room reminds me of it. You poor dear.
There was also a freeloader we had for a little while, she was very into polyester, but I didn’t touch her or it. I had security pack her things for her.
If there is a pool there, I would advise that Lah Lee stay well clear of it. They probably fish possums out of it on the daily.
I have no idea if there was a pool or a pile of synthetic fibers. We moved out PDQ, and had a wonderful time at a real resort that Röbbie would have loved to pay for if he had known about it.
Resort basically means vacation or tourist spot. So unless it specified luxury you should have asked more questions.
Because, of course, it is my job to investigate and ask questions.
Are you okay? haven’t heard from you since this awful photo. I am worried.
I have been super busy!
What a heartbreaking disappointment! Especially after all the tragedy that you have been through lately. Its like the universe is plotting against you or something!
Hope polyester poisoning hasn’t rendered you incommunicado
Ew, that place is for poor people.
Are you ok? Really worried, you haven’t posted for absolutely aaages! I am pining for pics of your gorgeous kiddies, and your latest ground breaking outfits!
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