I have not heard a single word from Heidi Klum since I sent her my letter of inquiry, and that is just plain rude. I spent quite a bit of time on the phone trying to speak to her this morning and the receptionist at the Lifetime Network told me she doesn’t work there and the student who answered the phone at Parsons Decorating College also said she wasn’t there. He actually laughed at me. Well, she has to be somewhere!
I will send a scathing letter to Nina Garcia about my rude treatment by Mrs. Klum as soon as I have a chance. In the meantime, I have an absolutely genius idea which will provide me with all of the money I need in no time.
I would obviously be a wonderful stylist in Hollywood, except I don’t live there, and can’t move there right now due a to a bunch of boring reasons. I have decided to use this gift of mine to style women in my hometown! I can help them get cute exercise clothes and great outfits for lunches, book club, coffee with friends, PTO, and parties.
Right now I just have business cards made up, but I plan on making some flyers (and absolutely stuffing Margie’s mailbox with them…she and her friends need help).
There is even information on the back, which makes it look very high class.
I have some pretty aggressive pricing figured out for my services, since I don’t want to be dragging poor people around Walmart explaining why they can’t afford to look good. They can figure that out on their own.
I can’t wait to be able to turn away clients.