I think it is very brave of me to try to heal my relationship with Karen, despite how badly she has treated me, but she is fat now and unattractive. I think she deserves a cute friend to give her something to aspire to.
I took out the fruit tray Merlin put together for me yesterday and walked through our backyard, the way I have a million times before and I honestly felt a little teary remembering all of our happy times together.
I could hear her inside talking with someone, so I knocked on the door and guess what? She didn’t even answer. Is that the rudest thing you have ever heard of?
Who does that to a neighbor?
Luckily I found Röbert’s extra Visa card in an old suit jacket in the attic so I ordered her a very lavish arrangement. Let’s see her ignore THAT!
Where was Robby when you went over? I feel like he would not approve of this, given your fragile health! What is Karen tried to sit on you?
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I never even thought of that! Röbert has been in a strange mood lately.
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Isn’t Karen old and deaf? Plus it would probably take her a long time to answer the door just because old people can’t move very fast.
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True. She also might have had a plate of pasta in front of her or something!
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Lookin’ good Lah Lee! Glamour-Yeti is sooo in this season. Bravo!
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I know, right? She looks great in all white! Even her eyes are shining so brightly you can’t see the lovely brown!
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Thanks. It is so cute and the fur around the waist accentuates the slender legs.
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Your eyes look a little different here. New contacts?
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No.
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How can I say this, dear? I’m afraid your health issues are catching up with you. You’re looking a bit zaftig, and I’m concerned that you’re getting cataracts. Time for some self care, Lay Lee, before it’s too late!
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Well, I think that is just plain rude!
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That’s a little much! It was obviously bright outside and her pupils were contracted. Do you even know how science works? I mean, I sure don’t but even I know that sunlight makes the little black parts of your eyes smaller.
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