Visiting Karen

I think it is very brave of me to try to heal my relationship with Karen, despite how badly she has treated me, but she is fat now and unattractive.  I think she deserves a cute friend to give her something to aspire to.

I took out the fruit tray Merlin put together for me yesterday and walked through our backyard, the way I have a million times before and I honestly felt a little teary remembering all of our happy times together.

I could hear her inside talking with someone, so I knocked on the door and guess what?  She didn’t even answer.  Is that the rudest thing you have ever heard of?

1:24:16 door

Who does that to a neighbor?

Luckily I found Röbert’s extra Visa card in an old suit jacket in the attic so I ordered her a very lavish arrangement.  Let’s see her ignore THAT!

12 thoughts on “Visiting Karen

  1. SugarToes

    Where was Robby when you went over? I feel like he would not approve of this, given your fragile health! What is Karen tried to sit on you?

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  2. Ludmilla

    Isn’t Karen old and deaf? Plus it would probably take her a long time to answer the door just because old people can’t move very fast.

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  3. Ms Chic

    How can I say this, dear? I’m afraid your health issues are catching up with you. You’re looking a bit zaftig, and I’m concerned that you’re getting cataracts. Time for some self care, Lay Lee, before it’s too late!

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    1. Cindy McCain

      That’s a little much! It was obviously bright outside and her pupils were contracted. Do you even know how science works? I mean, I sure don’t but even I know that sunlight makes the little black parts of your eyes smaller.

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