Great Idea

I had this great idea after watching Merlin yank Hummus around in the snow today.  Hummus was all bundled up in his lil’ drag behind sled and Merlin was pulling him all over the place and then tried to get Beefy to pull him around too.

1:18:16 Hummus

They couldn’t stop laughing!

Maybe I could get Beefeater to pull my wheelchair around for me and be a service dog.  That would be so adorable and I would be the toast of the town and could probably end up famous for my amazing invention!  But when I looked up how to get a dog designated as a service dog it seems like a lot of work.  I think I will just buy a service dog patch on Etsy and get to work on a cute lil’ harness set-up.  I think jingle bells would be sweet and attract the kind of notice I am looking for.

7 thoughts on “Great Idea

  1. Cindy McCain

    “Service dogs” are such a scam, anyway. People should just do like my favorite Eagles song says and “GET OVER IT”. Too many whiners trying to get stuff for free and easy. UGH! Most “””disabilities””” are imaginary, I mean, come on!!

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    1. mythreeangles Post author

      Oh, but wouldn’t it be absolute heaven to have a darling lil’ service dog, say a pomski or something else just sweet and tiny, and you could bring it everywhere? Some brute complains about “Contessa” making noise during a movie and I whip out my certificate saying it provides “emotional support” or similar nonsense? It could peek out of my purse at lunch at an exclusive restaurant and all totally legal because i bought a certificate and a sweet lil’ nordic style service dog vest on Etsy!

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      1. Cindy McCain

        Yes, that does sound lovely. But I’d rather have a monkey that can fix a martini. Or a baboon that will roll me a joint. Or a captive doctor with visa problems on my payroll who can prescribe pills for me.

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      2. mythreeangles Post author

        Who wouldn’t want a monkey/bartender? I am sure we have all dreamed of that. I am talking about attainable goals though, because, last time I checked, both baboons and captive doctors are pricier than I expected.

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  2. LeeLah

    You have suffered a terrible trauma! If the “authorities” can’t give you the lil’ certificate for a support animal then that means the terrorists win!

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  3. Lake woobegone

    If whoever shot you is still at large; then you most def. need a guard dog as well as a service animal with you at all times. Is Ty out on bail, by the way?

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