Last year I very generously posted my Christmas card photo and holiday letter on my blog, where I know it caused many of you to wish you were a part of my beautiful family and my great life. This year I have decided not to share it on the blog. It turns out that I have a few extra cards and some letters all printed up and I would like to send them to the people who follow my blog, so that you can display them in your home and create envy amongst your friends. Imagine that basic bitch you can’t stand wandering past your card display at your Christmas open house and literally gasping at your good fortune to know such a beautiful family. Or picture her picking up the letter, left casually on your desk, and thinking how classy you are to know such a classy and enviable woman as Lah Lee Smith. Wonder no more!
This card is not the beautiful, high quality card that I send to my close friends and family. It is the card I reserve for my in-laws and poor people for whom I feel pity. But it is still a gorgeous card because it features an absolutely beautiful family.
Until I run out of these lovely cards I will send them to anyone who sends me their address in the comments of my blog. I will not publish the addresses (obviously) and I will delete them immediately after addressing the cards. But you can pretend you are my close personal friend and display my gorgeous family on your mantle.
I can not guarantee that you will receive my card before Christmas, but you can certainly display it for many years to come.
Merry Christmas from Lah Lee, betches.
Edited to add: Sadly, I have run out of my leftover cards. I am so sorry if you have been hankering for a missive from your pal, Lah Lee.