I was inside trying to figure out some passwords on Röb’s computer this afternoon (I needed to find some information about our auto insurance and I didn’t want to bother him at work) when Merlin came running in and asked where Daddy is. I told him he was at work and he ran back outside. Then Starling also came in looking for Röbert. Finally Hummus toddled in grunting up a storm. What on earth could be going on? I looked out the window and you won’t believe what I saw! I’ll give you a hint; it is mean and it slithers along the ground.
Starling said she offered her a dollar for MY husband’s phone number.
I opened up the window and called out, “He is not interested, Karen.” Then I ordered her some Thai food, a few pizzas and an ice cream and cookie delivery from the new grocery store, because it looks like she will be needing to eat her feelings…again.
I wonder what she wants from my husband now. Some people just don’t respect the sanctity of my marriage.