Decisions, Decisions

One of the most important decisions I make each year is Halloween costumes for my family. I know some of our friends and neighbors are fine with just throwing on any old thing, but not Lah Lee.  I am well known for my “sexy” costumes every year, an idea which is kind of you neek to me, so I try not to disappoint my “fans” lol.

Last year I was a Real Housewife of Plymouth Colony. Hear ye, hear ye, I was smokin'!

Last year I was a Real Housewife of Plymouth Colony. Hear ye, hear ye, I was smokin’ hot!

Unfortunately, Hummus’s school considers Halloween a satanic holiday, so I won’t be getting him dressed up this year, unless we get invited to a fab party where the hostess insists we bring kids.

Merlin always thinks he wants to be something weird, but I usually just throw together a costume to go with Starling’s for him and he seems happy enough in the end.  No Merlin, you can not be Gandalf this year.  I don’t even know what that means!

I already purchased an adorable eagle costume for Starling.  It was very expensive and Cari wanted to get one for Amber too, but Starling said she no longer wants to be a bird of prey.

She says that her "friends" all want to go as cats! Cats? I think not!

She says that her “friends” all want to go as cats! Cats? I think not!

I also ordered a Sexy Donald Trump costume for myself, because I wanted to be topical.  While the booty shorts fit like a dream, the top was neither form fitting nor low cut so I think I will donate it to the homeless shelter.

I think the Sexy Kim Davis costume is also "fired!"

I guess the Sexy Kim Davis costume is also “fired!”

We have less than three weeks until the big day and I still have no idea what I will be this year!

13 thoughts on “Decisions, Decisions

  1. Rose Lens

    You can never go wrong to dress as a naughty nurse, your sweetie can be a Doctor and the kiddos can be injured patients. White thigh high stockings with red high heels will show off your super toned sexy legs. Im sure everyone who sees you will either be jealous or want to get close!!!

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  2. Momma M

    What about a sexy refugee? It would show off your toned legs and be an opportunity to show how much you care about world events!

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  3. Provided by the Management For Your Protection

    Obviously you should go as “Sexy Kathy” – I mean, the whole point of Halloween is to take something not sexy and turn it into something sexy.

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