Yoga in the Park

There is a new yoga studio in town where all of the ladies who can’t keep up with those of us who really know yoga have been going.  We all call it it “Stretches for Betches”.  I guess they are having a hard time attracting members (LOL) so they sponsored a free yoga in the park session yesterday afternoon.  It was right next to the cute little cafe that my posse likes to frequent, and it just so happens that we were all there having a lil’ espresso when the session began.

There were some real try-hards who showed up and a bunch of older women who looked like they got lost on the way to their water aerobics meeting.

Guess who was leading the class?

No wonder she can't keep a boyfriend, she looks like she is carrying a little extra junk in her trunk.

No wonder she can’t keep a boyfriend, she looks like she is carrying a little extra junk in her trunk.

For an expert yogi she sure teaches an easy peasy beginners class.  I would never want to learn from someone who didn’t at least try to challenge me.

Of course some people aren’t so discerning.

Haha, that is more than a little junk in her trunk!  She might be carrying the contents of an entire yard sale in those stretch pants

Haha, that is more than a little junk in her trunk! She might be carrying the contents of an entire yard sale in those stretch pants.

Well, good for them for trying.  And good for them for giving my friends and I some well deserved lulz.

 

16 thoughts on “Yoga in the Park

  1. Jumped the Sheep

    Oh dear. I don’t mean to sound cruel but Karen really shows just how good of a personal trainer and yogi Renata must be. Haven’t those two been working together for months now? UGH, I would definitely not want some sort of land manatee advertising my prowess when it comes to physical fitness.

    Karen should ask for her money back.

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  2. Rose Lens

    Yoga in the park is so yesterday. The cool girls are doing yoga on stand up paddle boards. SUP Yoga! You should start a SUP class at a nearby lake or at the pool, you would be so awesome and on trend.

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  3. 12thFetus4Jesus

    Doesn’t she need a permit to lead a class in a public park? Someone needs to investigate this- there are laws about liability. Karen is doing the yoga version of “man spreading”- how can anyone get around her on the sidewalk?

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