Does it seem to anyone else that Facebook makes up holidays? I am perusing my facebook feed, trying to spot weight gain and bad eyebrows when all of a sudden I see a million “Happy Spit Watermelon Seeds Day” and I have never heard of such a thing before, but everyone else has pictures of themselves spitting watermelon seeds and having oh so much fun.
So, yesterday, or today, who knows, is suddenly dog day? Like post a picture of your dog? That is definitely made up, right?
And I think with that, I win the doggy day thingy.