Happy Independence Day!

We got up bright and early this morning and dropped off Hummus with his Grandmama for the day.  I had left him there yesterday, but I guess she didn’t understand that she was supposed to keep him, because her housekeeper was waiting with him in my house when I got home yesterday afternoon and she didn’t seem at all pleased with me.  Ugh.  Why is Röbert’s mom such a pill?  Anywho, she was so insistent on a specific pick up time today and I was really surprised that Röbby said late afternoon.  The camp is a bit of a drive but late afternoon?  It turns out that there is a tournament at the end of camp!!!!  Horrible!  I was expected to sit through several games of soccer and an awards ceremony?!?!

I can’t even begin to describe how tedious it was.  Some of the parents seemed to think we were all there to make friends and this one man had a mustache and was wearing a Game of Thrones t-shirt.  I died.

The awards ceremony was very cheering though.  Lots and lots of awards for my lil’ angle!  He got some dumb ones of course “Kindest Kid” and “Most Spirited”  (I’ll say he is spirited!) but then he won the overall award for best player in camp so the mustache guy and his troll wife can suck it.

We drove back to Grandmama’s to pick up Hummus and were heading out to the lake but I had forgotten Starling’s outfit for tonight at home.  Röbert kept insisting that we couldn’t go home, but I needed that outfit, so I cried until he brought me back to get it.

Guess who is having her lil’ Fourth of July party again this year, despite being humiliated and fat and single and having not a friend in the world?  Karen.  I guess she waited until I was out of town having a fab overnight at a gorgeous lake house with my hot husband to bribe a few other pathetic people to come over and eat her food.  Whatever.

The lake is very upscale for a lake and the house is darling.  Small, but Röbby did well.

And Starling looks so cute in her lil’ outfit that I am sure Röbert agrees that the detour home was well worth it!

Ahoy mateys!  Batten down the hatches for adorableness.

Ahoy mateys! Batten down the hatches for adorableness.

I don’t care at all about Karen’s stupid party but I would love to know who is there and what is happening.  Not that it isn’t obviously completely pathetic, but still.  Also, since it is right next door, I feel like I should have been invited or at least informed.  Not that I care at all.  I wonder who she even found who would come to her awful, grim party?  I couldn’t care less.

 

10 thoughts on “Happy Independence Day!

  1. Equestrian Pilates Mama

    Starling’s Sailor Moon outfit is adorable. I like how you kept it modest with the pants instead of the micro mini.
    Ugh, Karen. She really must’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel to pull together some guests. I wouldn’t put it past those delinquents to do something terrible, like trespass on your property. Call the police, just to be safe.

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    1. mythreeangles Post author

      She looks darling. Definitely the cutest lil’ patriot on the lake. I just snuck in off the dock to check and see if Cari managed to get a couple of photos of Karen’s party. Röbby is being such a grouchy pants about me “leaving Karen alone” tonight. I don’t know what has gotten into him, but calling the po-po would definitely set him off so, no.

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  2. Theresa Giudice

    Starling looks lovely! She sure is looking very trim! Good job mama!

    I love the curvy windowsill behind her! Part of the charm – good job Robert!

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      1. Big Fan

        Wow, that is a super shed! Would love to see pics of the actual house!

        Steeling looks sooooo gorgeous – just like mama of course! Did the boys not want to dress up? And are you going to give us a sneak peek at your outfit?

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  3. Nevaeh and Brecken's Mommy

    Uurgh one of the worst things about having kids is their friends’ weird parents. So did Cari get invited to Karen’s party? Surely she wouldn’t betray your loyalty by actually going would she?

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    1. mythreeangles Post author

      LOL, I don’t think Karen would invite Cari! But Cari is a sweet friend and wanted to check on my house to make sure there were no burglars etc. I asked her to do me the tiny favor of peeking over the fence or from a tree to take a pic or two of the party next door for insurance purposes, in case it got out of hand and they damaged my property.
      Röbby has been all weird and grouchy today about Karen. I don’t know why he is so concerned that I would try to ruin her silly party. Oh well, the fireworks were fab and the kids had a wonderful day.

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  4. krystal liet

    starling is SO darling! i love her outfit. she’s lucky to have a mom with such good taste.

    do you think röbe is annoyed about karen because he is trying to impress you with the lovely getaway and your thinking about her (really lame and pathetic) party? maybe he just wants you’re attention on him! he is so in love with his gorgous wife!

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    1. mythreeangles Post author

      I have no idea why he even thought I would care about Karen’s pitiful party. Obviously I have so much more going for me than she does. When I even bother to think of her, all I think is “lame”.

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