I feel like i can be honest with all of you here. You know me pretty well now, and you know that I am married to the hottest, kindest, smartest and most faithful man in the world. But ladies, do little things about your boys start to bug you every now and then? Nothing big like he has gross breath or gets caught embezzling or anything, just tiny quirks that get on your nerves. Lately, a couple of things about Röbert have been driving me nutty!
These shorts. I mean jorts. Hideous. He is a cute guy. Why Röbert, why?
Likewise this shirt thing. I have no idea where he bought it, but ladies, if you see him out in public in it could you please recoil in horror until he gets the idea?
Finally, his mother has been trying to foist off his favorite chair on us. Röbert loves to watch sports in it when he is at her house and now she wants it disgracing mine. I hope he realizes that we will not be watching sports over here! We only watch high-minded PBS and BBC shows in my home!
I have just been feeling testy with him lately and I can’t put my finger on why.
Ladies, what little things make you all bothered with your big boys?