Lazy Animal

When Beefeater was living with his previous owner he was so fat and lazy, it was sad to see.  Even the first day or two we had him he was kind of logy, as if he had been drugged.  Who knows what was going on in that house with that cruel madwoman.

Now he is still fat, because even a dog can’t lose weight without some proper diet and exercise, but he is back to his old self, eager to play and just eat a tiny bit.  He might even enjoy a diet pill ground up in his diet dog food from time to time.

This morning I found him ready and waiting for me to take him for a nice long run when I got up.  I thought he might be a doggy genius (like Merlin) but it turns out that I had left the leash on after our late evening run yesterday.  Oops!

Pwease take me for a widdle run.  I don't want be ugly and fat.

Pwease take me for a widdle run. I don’t want be ugly and fat.

I think I might make a video of him with that Sarah McLaughlin song and send it around to all of our neighbors.

When I describe someone as a lazy animal I am not referring to the dog.

16 thoughts on “Lazy Animal

  1. PSL Mama

    You really ARE such an amazing woman, LahLee. Beefeater is lucky you rescued him from that wretched woman. She was actually killing him slowly. Good thing you have experience with getting a family member to lose weight (wink wink).

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    1. mythreeangles Post author

      I am determined to have the best looking dog in town. Karen will be so jealous when she sees my handsome dog playing in the yard and going for long walks with me. I am able to to use the experience with Starling’s rapid weight loss to help Beefeater.

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  2. Cindy McCain

    Which song? is that the catchy one about rain on your wedding day? FUN FACT: John’s previous 3 or 4 marriages were doomed from the start, each of them had rain on the wedding day! Now I am sure our marriage will last, it was gorgeous and dry in Arizona when we got married. BLISS!

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    1. mythreeangles Post author

      Oh,not that one, although congrats on your wedding day to John.

      The song I am thinking of is the dreary one they play on the television commercials with the skinny, mangy looking animals with eyesores.

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  3. KiminTexas

    Have you thought about giving Beefeater some Spark drink from Advocare and their fabulous cleansing pills? I have been able to make so much money working my Advocare business from home. You are so personable, you could make enough money for Robert to retire!

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      1. Kim

        Not at all. Everyone knows any multi-level marketing business is the way to go. Just post on Facebook a lot.

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  4. Mrs. Rothschild

    Beefeater must be so grateful to you now that you’ve rescued him again. Is Röbert just thrilled to have Beefeater back? How long did Karen have Beefeater?

    BTW, have you ever posted your “how we met” story? It must have been so romantic. I’d love to know what brought you two together. I bet it’s a great story.

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    1. Equestrian Pilates Mama

      Oh, I would love to know how you met as well! I’m sure it would have been super classy and that Röbert would have done all the chasing!

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