I hope all of my readers with chubby lil’ girls will show them the latest photos of Starling. She should be an inspiration to all girls!
Last Wednesday was the first day of swim lessons, and guess who is in Starling’s class? Fat Alice. LOL! I thought Starling did a great job suppressing her laughter. And when the swim instructor was reprimanding her for talking about blue whales I almost went right down to give him a piece of my mind. Starling loves sharing her knowledge about whales and it isn’t her fault that Fat Alice was wearing a blue swimsuit.
I must say Fat Alice’s mother is a very unfriendly sort. If you didn’t understand social cachet, then you would almost think she was trying to snub me, LOL! Luckily a couple of the gals from Barre-Intensive were there and we had a lovely time ignoring her.
On the way home Starling was reflecting on what an unattractive little girl Fat Alice is and I reminded her that Fat Alice is also ugly on the inside, which is why she is so ugly on the outside. This really seemed to resonate with Starling and since then she has doubled down on her dieting, often skipping meals and making healthy choices like diet coke instead of sugary fruit juice.
Today she put on a dress I had forbidden her to wear because it made her look positively huge and she looked very nice and skinny in it. Even the horizontal striped leggings, which are no one’s friend made her legs look slender.
Way to go, Starling!