I have three questions today.
Question number one: Is costume jewelry in any way the same thing as jewelry?
Question B: Does Kate Spade have a line at Kohl’s all of a sudden because I think some of her stuff looks hideous?
Final question: Do husbands even listen anymore?
I am about to be taken out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant, not that cute French place in town. Very romantic. I can’t even bear to ask which Mexican place because I think I may be back later to tell you what the new dollar menu at Taco Bell is like.
Of course, I would never let Röbert know how disappointed I am. I am always very stoic, even when faced with major life events such as getting costume jewelry and being taken out to a Mexican place for a date.
I ended up eating all of the Valentine’s Candy that Röbert bought for Merlin today. I don’t think he likes sweets anyway, so it really doesn’t matter.
Whatever God damned restaurant I am being taken to tonight better have a frozen margarita machine, that is all I am saying.