I was looking through Röbert’s closet to see if he had ended up with my my yoga pants in there by mistake and, in a box way in the back, I found a long blonde wig. Funnn! He must have put it there to surprise me sometime. It looks so cute on me. I can’t wait to wear it to book club.
My mom had Hummus over at her house for a couple of days last week while I was busy here. I missed my lil’ buddy! She bought him a toy that spits out little balls and then picks them up again. He loves it, but it is kind of plastic and cheap looking, and I prefer wooden toys in my house. It is so like a vacuum in theory that I think I will just let him play with my Dyson and kill two birds with one stone. How great to have my baby take over my least favorite chore! Now that Merlin does all of the ironing and dishes and laundry, it only seems fair that Hummus should pick up a job or two, right?
The school kept calling me last week and when I went in to run the event in Merlin’s room they cornered me and told me that Starling was suspended again for bullying. I think they are bullying her at this point. Ironically I think the Wozinski’s next door have started home schooling Stella and Izzy because they were being bullied. Maybe they could teach Starling for me too! I love the idea of having her home with me but the idea of teaching her math is just so ugh!