My old roommate told me she would be coming to visit and I was so excited because I just love, love, love her! But honestly, she can be a little annoying. She married this guy who I had dated briefly but I broke up with him (not the other way around, like certain people say) because he just wasn’t cute enough for me. Anywhoo, it turns out that he had this crazy idea for some kind of computer thingy that made him very rich. I did not see that coming at all. So now her Christmas cards are always, “Ooooh look at us on our yacht.” or “Here we are at the castle we bought in Tuscany.” and she looks so damned smug in every single one.
I just knew that this year I needed to treat ME right, so I hired a decorator to make my house look very special for Christmas. I think I misunderstood the price she quoted because it turned out not to be for the whole job, but per hour. Ooops. Röbert won’t see the bill until January, so whatever.
The decorator did each room in a different theme. The playroom is a casual Winter Wonderland theme.
Starling LOVED the White Christmas theme in the living room.
And then my roommate remembered a ball she had to go to in London or something so she is not coming after all. Oh well.