Dog Emergency (again!)

After Röbert left for his business trip this morning I went up to my room to try on hats, since I had gotten a bunch in my Stitch Fix box this month.

I think this one is super cute on me.  What do you think?

I think this one is super cute on me. What do you think?

While I was up there the doorbell rang and it was Mitch, who I seem to be running into everywhere lately.  Apparently Beefeater had run away from home once again and of course the Sullivans wanted Saint Lah Lee to come to the rescue one more time.  Mitch kept trying to hold my hand though, which was sooooo awkward.

He seems awfully dressed up to look for a lost dog, right?

He seems awfully dressed up to look for a lost dog, right?

I was getting uncomfortable, but he finally left and I heard a knock at the back door.  This time it was Karen, looking for Beefeater.  I gave her a cup of tea and she started crying and telling me about her marital problems.  I mean, I can see why she would want to leave Mitch, but she doesn’t.  She thinks he wants to leave her.  So strange.

I finally got her to stop crying Sheesh!

I finally got her to stop crying Sheesh!

I tried to be a good friend and listen, but I couldn’t wait to post about it on Facebook, without naming any names of course.  She finally left and I went out to look for Beefeater.

Well, I don’t know if you remember when I allowed to family down the street to watch my lil’ angles last summer and they let them watch television and eat sweets?  I don’t know their name, since they don’t speak English, but as I was power walking past their house, just as it was getting dark, I could hear whimpering in their garage.  I broke in and found Beefeater there!  They weren’t home, but I am just sure that they were going to fatten him up and eat him, and I told Karen as much.  I also can’t wait to post about THAT on Facebook.

7 thoughts on “Dog Emergency (again!)

  1. A Loyal Reader

    You are a racist and bigot!! I thought I finally found a non-racist whote mommy blog and there you go assuming the non-English speaking neighbours want to eat a dog! Particularly when you had that dog all of the time he was “lost”!! And to think that you left your kids with them last summer! You are a WINO USER!! I n eed to have a new user name – “NOT A Loyal Fan”! Ugh x 2!! Wait until Robert learns that you are sleeping with Mitch!!! You think that you have issues now with the budget he’s putting in place?!! Wait until he divorces you and you’re on the street with no skills (other than prostitution or soft, middle aged/MILF porn and no other income options!

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